Looks like Hunter Biden just can’t keep out of headlines, especially when he’s lurking around “the Big Guy.”
Hunter recently raised eyebrows after making an appearance at Camp David with the president, which was a rather dubious decision following the sweetheart deal he just scored from yet another insider.
While the IRS stalks Americans over $601 in Venmo or PayPal transactions, it apparently has no issue turning a blind eye to Hunter’s unpaid taxes on $8.3M in income … earned from egregious violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA).
Have no fear, however: Hunter has apparently blown through it all, in more ways than one.
Indeed, he recently succeeded in dramatically reducing child support payments to the biological daughter that neither he nor his father will acknowledge, aside from banning her from using the Biden name.
And, apparently, Mr. Hunter has also blown through whatever “savings” he may have incurred from the reduction in child support payments, especially when accounting for the circumstances of a rather abrupt White House evacuation.
As detailed by the Daily Mail, the White House was recently evacuated after a suspicious, powdery substance was found in the presidential library.
A White House, mind you, that Hunter had just traipsed all over.
However, a hazardous materials evaluation revealed that
Alas, the suspicious powdery substance turned out to be good old-fashioned cocaine, the exact type of substance that Hunter filmed and photographed himself using repeatedly, as revealed by multiple “leaks” to the media.
While the exact owner of the cocaine is unknown, it’s rather clear they have more than enough disposable cash to burn to not even notice a quite visible amount of likely expensive product left behind.
Mexican cartels that happen to specialize in trafficking the same narcotics and happen to be operating freely throughout the open border now have surely chipped in to “the Big Guy” in more ways than one.
Needless to say, the media has had a field day with Hunter’s clear antics ever since.
Ever since the mainstream media “verified” the contents of his laptop, anyway, which have long since been known to conservatives.
Especially hilarious is the fact that the Secret Service declared that the cocaine was found in the West Wing, not the presidential library, as initially reported.
So, in other words, the Secret Service confirmed that the cocaine was found in an area that the general public generally does not meander through.
If the substance had been found in the presidential library, then the Biden regime could claim that some visitor left it behind.
Though it would be a bit bizarre for visitors on a day tour to the White House to bust out a bunch of cocaine, not to mention leave enough behind for the Secret Service to notice.
Cocaine found in the West Wing significantly reduces the possible number of culprits, which more than one individual delighted in commenting upon in social media.
“Cocaine was found at the White House and Hunter Biden currently lives at the White House. FBI has no clue who it belongs to. Anyone want to help them?” a Twitter user cackled.
Some representatives even issued their take on the situation.
“They never found cocaine in the Trump White House!” Representative Jim Jordan chortled.
Indeed, they did not.
Strange that it happens to appear right after Hunter’s arrival. Then again, a number of strange and stranger things have demarcated Biden’s presidency since its inception.
Author: Jane Jones