ICE Deportation Efforts Receive Sudden Support From Famed Superhero

Looks like at least one fairly high-profile individual has heeded the ICE call.

Dean Cain, famed for playing the superhero “Superman” on a 1990s television series, has apparently opted to work for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) after the agency startled the nation by removing any form of age limitation.

Cain, who is 59 years old, was apparently inspired by the shift in age requirements and declared his intention to join ICE during an appearance on the “Jesse Watters Primetime” show.

“I will be sworn in as an ICE agent, ASAP,” Cain boomed to an amazed Watters.

As suggested by The Hill, Cain’s decision to join ICE should come as no surprise, especially when accounting for his current irritation towards the latest film version of “Superman.”

Apparently, filmmaker James Gunn believes that audiences who see the newest version of Superman should view the superhero as an immigrant.

Gunn declared that Superman is “an immigrant that came from other places and populated the country,” which should ostensibly define who he is as a superhero.

“Superman is the story of America,” Gunn insisted.

Right.

Needless to say, Cain was less than enthralled.

“For James Gunn to say it’s an immigrant thing … I think it’s going to hurt the numbers on the movie,” Cain remarked irritably.

Fair point.

Indeed, multiple millions of Americans have indicated their clear irritation with corporations that make the ill-advised decision to “go woke.”

From the transgender-backed “tuck friendly” swimwear in Target to transgender “activist” Dylan Mulvaney guzzling Budweiser while playing dress-up in princess-like costumes, it is fairly obvious why sufficient evidence exists to support the “go woke, go broke” axiom.

Individuals shopping at Target likely prefer to purchase their apparel and groceries without a side of politics, just as individuals who go to the movies would.

Therefore, Cain’s irritability at the latest iteration of “Superman” is rather understandable.

The actor realizes that films primarily serve as entertainment, not forums for intense political indoctrination. Films would be much more effective if they inspired genuine political debate, but that might encourage too much critical thinking.

Can’t have that!

Cain, however, has shown the power of critical thinking by going against the grain and heeding the call of ICE near-immediately … further revealing the degree to which “Operation Return to Mission” has been a success thus far.

Author: Ofelia Thornton


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