The Biden administration sure has packed in a number of humorous developments this week, and, as an added bonus, both Joe and Hunter got in on the humor.
First, President Biden decided it would be a great idea to brag about how much the Inflation Reduction Act would reduce inflation … at the exact same time the market suffered its worst decline since the earliest days of the pandemic.
Humorously, the precipitous decline in the markets was attributed to … rising inflation.
That’s right: Despite all the overpaid, Ivy League-educated economists dominating Biden’s White House and Federal Reserve, basic economic projections remain a real challenge, with inflation notching in at 8.3 percent instead of an expected 8.0 percent.
Increases in prices are especially prevalent amongst food and grocery items.
So, Biden may have “won” his legislative victory, but Americans have hardly “won” at the cash register in their local grocery stores.
Not that the Ivy League economists and other elites would know anything about that.
Humorously, not to be outdone, Hunter Biden decided to get in on the hilarious action this week as well, effectively letting all Americans know that he struggles financially as well.
In fact, Hunter, who has been notorious for accumulating multiple millions from shady deals in Ukraine, Russia, and China, has claimed that he is so broke he apparently can’t support the various children he’s fathered, at least one of them.
Recently, Hunter filed to reduce his child support payments, insisting that he had suffered “a substantial material change [in his] financial circumstances, including but not limited to his income.”
America’s heart bleeds for you.
After all, what a tragedy that he hasn’t sold as many $500,000 paintings to Chinese investors this year. Must be a real hardship, especially when maintaining an extremely expensive lifestyle in Malibu, California, much of which is already funded by the taxpayer anyway.
Brent Langdon, Hunter’s Texas-based attorney, was quick to justify Hunter’s efforts to dodge caring for a daughter he’s never met.
“Like many other individuals whose child support obligations were calculated before the new guidelines took effect, Mr. Biden has asked the court to review the existing child support determination and to establish an amount of child support that complies with the current guidelines and circumstances,” Langdon blared.
Interesting. All of the sudden Hunter is interested in “compliance” with legal statutes.
Sure didn’t seem that way when he paid human-trafficked Ukrainians and Russians for rather skeptical “good times” in hotel rooms that are clearly seedy in everything but their superficial appearance.
The child in question, who Hunter fathered with Lunden Roberts, a former dancer in Washington, D.C., is now four years old, and she has met neither Hunter nor her grandfather, the president himself.
Roberts’ attorney, Clint Lancaster, had a much more satisfying response than Hunter’s attorney, especially when he threatened the use of forensic accounting to dig deep in the belly of Hunter’s international beast of a bank account.
“Ultimately, this is going to require us to look deeply, more deeply, into Hunter’s finances. I’m going to want to have a deposition with Mr. Biden. Like last time, I’m going to bring my forensic accountant to the deposition, unless the judge tells me I can’t,” Lancaster declared.
Cue the DOJ: Time to go stamp out additional “persecution” of Hunter, given how eager the DOJ was to promptly censor any and all information about the president’s son.
Especially the truth.
In this particular court battle, however, Hunter may have to leave his comfy, mega-millions mansion on the Pacific Coast to deal with the consequences of his actions.
“Unless he’s going to pay me to fly to California to take his deposition, he’s going to have to come to Arkansas,” Lancaster declared.
Hunter in Arkansas. Should be humorous. His efforts to get out of such a trip will be even more humorous, just as he tried to deny having any encounter whatsoever with Roberts in the first place.
Too bad that the “science” of paternity tests nailed Hunter on that particular lie.
A lie that his daughter will sadly read as she gets older, realizing that her father not only totally abandoned her, but also tried to dodge supporting her despite making several millions in untaxed income for years.
At least she’s healthy and happy for now, however.
“She’s a happy, healthy, beautiful little girl that looks like a cross between her mother with some Biden splashed in. [She] does extremely well except for the fact that her father has nothing to do with her and her grandfather has nothing to do with her. She’s never met either one,” Lancaster noted.
Sounds about like the “family values” promoted by the current White House.
Hunter remains under investigation for possible tax fraud and FCPA violations, an investigation that began in 2020 and is continuing on to this day.
Apparently, Hunter has given federal agencies quite a bit of material to work with.
Of course, Hunter has a readymade legal excuse available, claiming that “a professional and objective review of these matters will demonstrate that I handled my affairs legally and appropriately, including with the benefit of professional tax advisers.”
Sure. If “objective” means that the Bidens can do no wrong in the fake media’s eyes …
Author: Ofelia Thornton